What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:25

Octopussy
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Proba-3’s first artificial solar eclipse - European Space Agency
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why are white women so overly emotional?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service